Santa Sadak Par Ghum Raha Tha Banta: Ye Sadak Kahan Jati Hai? Santa: Ye Sadak Kahin Nahin Jati Raat Din Yahin Padi Rahati Hai
Banta: Tumne Apni Patni Ko Usake Janmadin Par Hire Ki Anguthi Kyon Di Vo To Kar Lena Chahati Thi? Santa: Lekin Main Nakli Kar Kaha Se Lekar Aata
Santa Ne Everest Pe Dekha Ki Vahan Par Ek Baba Gutkha Ragad Raha Tha Santa: Baba Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Baba: Masala Santa: Oh To Everest Masala Aap Hi Banate Ho
Ek Aadmi Khade-Khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola 'Bhai Sahab Agar Aap Start (Start) Nahin Ho Rahe To Dhakka Lagau?'
Santa: Ghar Ka Sara Kimti Saman Kahin Chhupaakar Rakh Do Padosi A Rahe Hain Jito: Kyon Ji Kya Aapke Dost Chura Lenge? Santa: Are Nahin Vo Apna Saman Pahchan Lenge
Santa: Maine Jab Apna Pichha Ghar Chhoda Tha To Meri Makan Malkin Rone Lagi Thi Nai Makan Malkin: Main Nahin Roungi Main Advance Pahle Hi Le Leti Hu